Barry Crocker

Barry McKenzie / Rev. Kevin McKenzie

Barry Humphries

Aunt Edna Everage / Dr. Meyer Delamphrey / Offensive Buck-toothed Englishman / Senator Douglas Manton

Donald Pleasence

Erich Count von Plasma

Fiona Richmond

French Stripper

Ed Devereaux

Sir Alec Ferguson

Dick Bentley

Colin 'The Frog' Lucas

Louis Negin

Hugo Cretin

Clive James

Paddy

Roy Kinnear

Bishop of Paris

Nell Campbell

Nerida Brealey

Robert Gillespie

Dorothy

Arthur English

Cockney Spiv

Desmond Tester

Marcel Escargot

John Le Mesurier

Robert Crowther

Paul Humpoletz

Modeste Imbecile

Katya Wyeth

Germaine

Nancy Bleier

Clothilde

Frank Windsor

Police Sergeant

Deryck Guyler

Police Constable

Tommy Trinder

Arthur McKenzie

Gough Whitlam

Himself

Chantal Contouri

Zizi

Alister Williamson

Jerold Wells

Quiz Panel Judge

Barry Linehan

Quiz Panel Judge

Bruce Beresford

Foureyes Fenton (voice) (uncredited)